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Two English Retirees Found Smuggling Cannabis in Frozen Chickens after Neighbors Complain of "Rotting Flesh" Smell

Retirees Caught Smuggling Cannabis in Frozen Chickens after Neighbors Complain of "Rotting Flesh" Smell

Former police officer Michael Kinkaid, 72, and retired meat dealer Anthony Right, 76, were convicted Friday in Essex, England, for possessing cannabis with intent to sell after their £267,000 supply was discovered when neighbors called police, complaining of the smell of “rotting flesh.” When police arrived, they (thankfully) found no human corpses, but instead 89 blocks of cannabis resin covered in rotting chicken detritus.

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Asshole Behavior Blamed on Marijuana

Planned Parenthood Gunman's Behavior Blamed on Marijuana

Unless you have managed to avoid all but the most basic human contact recently, you are probably aware it has been a rough ride for humankind in the last couple weeks. This past Friday morning, as I was waking up in the cutest possible way while one is recovering from a post-turkey hangover — by getting poked in the cheek by two adorable, giggling five year old twins and a holiday-themed cup of Starbucks coffee — a man was shooting up a Planned Parenthood in Colorado Springs. 

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Canadian Judge Fines Man $1.30 for Growing 30 Weed Plants

Canadian Judge Fines Man $1.30 for Growing 30 Weed Plants

A Canadian judge issued a significant ruling last week when hearing the case of Mario Larouche, 46, who was charged with possession of 30 marijuana plants. Further proving that Canadian politics is on the right track when it comes to legalization, Quebec Judge Pierre Chevalier presented the defendant with his punishment: a fine of $1.30 Canadian.