Shine - the makers of 24k gold rolling papers are branching out into blunt wraps this month, they tell Smell the Truth. And to honor the occasion none other than Redman and Method Man have taken to Instagram to bless the shiny wraps.
Shine Gold rolling papers and blunt wraps come coated in a thin layer of gold for a super-blinged out session. The company has research showing rabbits who inhaled gold nanoparticles showed no ill effects, but as you can imagine, the epidemiology on inhaling precious metals is rather thin. Shine states, "That study found no adverse side effects after 6 hours/day, 5 days/week, for 90 days of gold inhalation in a whole body chamber… if you’re smoking that much Shine contact us about buying the company."
"Shine Rolling Papers are not for use with tobacco, only legal smoking herbs," Shine states in a health disclaimer. "Smoking cigars causes lung cancer, heart disease, and emphysema, and may complicate pregnancy. This product contains chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer and birth defects and other reproductive harm. Smoking is harmful to your health.."
Seriously this product is so over-the-top cliche it warps back on itself to become parody - the product might as well be advertised inside Grand Theft Auto V, it's so mental.
A 12-pack of papers costs $55, two wraps cost $33. "Smooth tobacco flavor with 24k gold luxury! " a rep from Shine states.
Have at it in the comments, folks.