The sheep have gone wild.
A flock of sheep has gone on what one councilor called a “psychotic rampage” in a small Welsh town after supposedly eating the remains of uprooted cannabis plants dumped by the side of the road.
County Councilor Ioan Richard warned townspeople of these reefer-mad sheep.
“There is already a flock of sheep roaming the village, causing a nuisance,” Richard said. “They are getting into people’s gardens and one even entered a bungalow and left a mess in the bedroom.”
The Bellingham Herald reports that the Bellingham International Airport was delayed earlier this week due an interesting find.
What TSA agents found in normal luggage on Saturday morning looked like a hand grenade. When the local bomb squad was brought in to investigate, the police department concluded it was a marijuana grinder shaped like the explosive device, said TSA Spokesperson Lorie Dankers. (Haha, Dank-ers.)
A 26-year-old Georgia man was arrested by the St. Mary’s Police Department after he claimed that the sandwich bag of marijuana they found in his car was salad.
Richard Relliford was pulled over for a traffic violation when police found a one-pound bag of weed in his car. Relliford tried to convince police that the bag was actually a bag of salad, and that’s not even the worst part.
The worst part is the St. Mary’s Police Department heckled him on Facebook. They posted picture featured below of the “salad” with a caption saying:
We’ve got a live one from the land of amazing news stories! A Florida man called the police and turned himself in for illegally growing marijuana in one of the best cases of unfounded paranoia to date.
Jasper Harrison, 47, heard a helicopter flying near his storage unit-cum-grow space around noon Wednesday and deduced the jig was up. He decided he’d rather call the local police and turn himself in than risk being shot by them in what was clearly a major sting armed and ready to take him out.